Thankskilling (2009)

Oh yes, dear friends, its that wonderful time of year again. Time to get together with our blood relations and consume copious amounts of food under the guise of holiday celebration. Time to watch a football game, drink heavily, then pass out early on the couch with your belt torn asunder and an errant hand […]


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The Unkindness of Ravens (2015) – Kickstarter!

From the dark mind of Lawrie Brewster, the man behind Lord of Tears and the Owl Man prank (heres a link for awesomeness) comes a new voyage into madness, in the form of ‘The Unkindness of Ravens’. Tagline: “In the bleak highlands of Scotland, an army veteran must battle his demons in a last desperate bid to reclaim […]

Best Horror on US Netflix Instant – November!

Hey all – Papa Bacchus here bringing you another synopsis of the best horror available on US Netflix Instant now! I’ve waded through the bullshit so you won’t have to (and believe me, there is a LOT of bullshit) First off, if you haven’t seen these classics currently available, do yourself a favor and watch those first: The […]

The Best Horror on Netflix RIGHT NOW! (November)

Kristy 2014

Kristy (2014)

While looking for some more seasonal horror (next to the epic Thankskilling) for the Thanksgiving season I stumbled across this gem. Set at a college where everyone except for one female student has gone home for Thanksgiving, this interesting little ‘home invasion’ style flick (think The Strangers, Straw Dogs, Eden Lake, You’re Next, etc) is […]

Uncle Frank’s “31-for-31: Horrorpalooza 2015” Picks 22-31

Hello Meat Sacks. So here we are, at the end of the Halloween season, staring down two months of annoying family interactions, excessive food consumption, grating commercialization, and forced jollity. Luckily, ol’ Uncle Frank here has 31 days of horror movies to reflect upon through those cold months, some of which were actually pretty good. […]


All Hallows Eve

What to Watch on Halloween!

The day is upon us, my great and ghastly friends, to celebrate All Hallows’ Eve, Samhain (for you pagans) – Halloween! Our favorite holiday here in the Horribly Hooched family, I wanted to take some time and give you our favorite films to watch on this most auspicious of days. To that end, Papa Bacchus […]

Uncle Frank’s “31-for-31: Horrorpalooza 2015” Picks 15-21

Hello Meat Sacks. It’s utterly terrifying how quickly this most glorious of months passes us by. Already, the Terror Team has eyeballed over 21 cinematic fucked-up-sterpieces, and that means we’re almost to Halloween, the greatest holiday of the year, which means we’re almost done with October. Which sucks because that means we have to start […]



Uncle Frank’s “31-for-31: Horrorpalooza 2015” Picks 8-14

Hello Meat Sacks. Another sickly-sweet October week has come and gone, and that means another grip of horror movies have been perused by yours truly and the Terror Team of Geinzram, Survivor Girl, and Li’l Pete. Some are brand new to one or all of us, and some just haven’t been seen in a while. Either […]

Uncle Frank’s “31-for-31: Horrorpalooza 2015” Picks 1-7

Hello Meat Sacks!! Hallelujah and whatnot, it’s fucking Halloween season again. And around here at the Horribly Hooched premises, we do some horror movie marathons to celebrate, usually while imbibing copious quantities of fermented and/or distilled liquids. Shocking, I know. Papa Bacchus has already posted his first week of viewings, and now it’s old Uncle […]



31 days of Horror – The first 7

Its the moooost wonderful tiiiiime of the yeaaaarrrrr….. OCTOBER, Halloweenmas! And we at Horribly Hooched are celebrating by doing 31 for 31, or a new horror movie every night for the entire month of October! Rather than do a post a night (which would get tiresome) I’ll do one every 7 days summarizing the films […]

Why I watch Horror, an editorial

The horror community recently lost the legendary Wes Craven to brain cancer on August 30th. Having grown up on his work, and been shaped by it, it hit me pretty hard. His unique brand of storytelling and adroit handling of prose and dialog always made an impact, whether I was shaking from fear or laughter. […]

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Oktoberfest The Movie!

Any fan of this site is likely as large a fan of booze as we are…and any self respecting Hooch Hound will understand the pure unadulterated glory that the Oktoberfest celebration can be. Short of Mardi Gras its hands down one of the most balls out epic festivals of the year. Take that, and the […]

Red Eye (2005)

As most of you are undoubtedly aware, Wes Craven left this mortal coil on August 30th, to the wailing and haunted tears of horror fans around the world. We here at Horribly Hooched wanted to celebrate the wonderful work of this wonderfully morbid and gruesome visionary all month – so i’m kicking things off with […]



Nightbreed (The Director’s Cut) (1990)

Hello Meat Sacks. Welcome to the inaugural review of the newly-reformatted Wasted Wednesdays. This week we’re looking at a recently re-released cult film from one of the modern gods of horror, Clive Barker. Back in the late 80’s, some genius thought it would be a good idea to give Clive a bunch of dough to […]

They Live (1988) & RIP Roddy Piper

(WARNING: This article is a heartfelt eulogy to “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, and a serious rim-job of “They Live”. We will return you to your regularly scheduled booze-fueled rants next week.)   Hello Meat Sacks. If you were a child of the 80’s then one of the major cultural figures of your youth was probably….Hulk Hogan. […]


The Best Horror on Netflix RIGHT NOW! (November)

The Best Horror on Netflix RIGHT NOW! (July)

UPDATED FOR NOVEMBER Hey y’all! We’re approaching the 4th of July weekend, and for most of us that means hoochin’! And what better companion to that glass than a decent horror flick? Welp, I’ll do the heavy lifting (and drinking) for you and let ya know what’s good on Netflix right now. For this list […]

Horsehead (2014) – Check your psychoactives at the door 2

“There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.” DRINK OF CHOICE This film is an absolute mindfuck, and to adequately prepare you for the insanity that’s waiting I suggest you rock the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. Described as having ones brains smashed out […]



Night of the Seagulls (La noche de los gaviotas) (1975)

Hello Meat Sacks. Today we’re dipping into a subset of the zombie genre that never really gets much love, the Spanish Blind Dead movies. Though not revolutionary, these films definitely stand out from the pack of ordinary undead movies due to their production quality and creative take on the genre. The Blind Dead themselves are arguably […]

Forbidden Forest

Released in 1983 Created by Paul Norman/Cosmi Corp for Atari and Commodore 64 Size: 512Kb Genre: Action Greetings, my fellow video game masochists! The time has come to review a very important game to me. Important and dear to my heart. Indeed, Forbidden Forest was the first game I ever played that scared the HOLY […]



Interview with Ross Patterson on Helen Keller vs Nightwolves

  Ross Patterson, often known by his alias Saint James St. James, is something of a legend around these parts. You’ll know him from such pants dropping films as ‘Poolboy: Drowning in Fury’ and ‘FDR: American Badass!’ – soon, though, you’ll know him for something else. Helen Keller vs Nightwolves took the internet by storm when […]