The Howling (1981)

Hello Meat Sacks. It’s that time of year when St. Patrick takes his toll on ol’ Uncle Frank. As a result, the intended evisceration of the latter entries in the allegedly vaunted “Leprechaun” series will have to be on the back burner until Frankie claws his way out of his self-induced Nosferatu-like entombment and actually […]

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Leprechaun 3 (1995)

Leprechaun 3 (1995)

Funny story – I actually hadn’t seen this one before deciding to do these reviews. And I was more than a little skeptical considering the research I was able to do. I mean, you don’t exactly think happy thoughts when you hear a budget of 1.2 MIL on a straight to video release… However, my […]


Leprechaun 2 (1994)

It’s fucking St. Patricks Day (week), one of our favorite holidays that gives us a wonderful reason to get black out drunk, whatever the justification! So, in the timely spirit, we’re going to cover the Leprechaun series – a task LONG overdue. However, keeping in Horribly Hooched fashion I’ve elected to review these films in whatever fucking […]

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Jason X (Friday the 13th)

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FRIDAY THE 13TH X: JASON X (2001) FUCKED UP FRIDAY OK, all ye Jasonheads, can you fucking dig it? It is yet another Friday the 13th in reality, & here we are conversing about the tenth film in the Jason Voorhees saga! It had been eight years since the last movie, JASON GOES TO HELL in […]


Martyrs (2008) 1

Hello Meat Sacks. Today on Wasted Wednesdays we’ve got one of the big, bad daddies of extreme horror cinema. Pascal Laugier’s “Martyrs” is often brought up in the same sentence as some of the most fucked-up, hardcore films you can possibly see. After watching it, I can see why. But, I also felt like it’s […]

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The House Across the Street (2015) 1

…Sorry, give me a moment. I’m attempting to collect the sundry pieces of my mind. After Director Arthur Luhn blew it to bloody smithereens there seems to be bits everywhere. And grey matter can really stain the walls if you let it sit too long.   DRINK OF CHOICE Whew. First off, I seriously recommend that any drinking […]


FRIDAY THE 13TH IX: JASON GOES TO HELL–THE FINAL FRIDAY (1993) 1

FRIDAY THE 13TH IX: JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY (1993) SLASH’S FUCKED UP FRIDAYS Uh-huh, uh-huh, alright-alright, all you die-hard Jasonheads out there, it is now time to dip our reviewer’s quill into another bloody Voorhees adventure. Of course it is also uber cool that I can provide this opus for you on […]

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Who Can Kill A Child? (¿Quien Puede Matar a un Nino?) (1976) 2

Hello Meat Sacks. Kids creep me the fuck out. I’ll start there. The trope of the vacant, innocent little demon child is not a new one, or an original one. Just ask “The Omen”, “The Grudge”, “Village of the Damned”, and like every fucking horror movie in the late 90’s that thought they could make […]


Interview with Jessica Sonneborn

While Women in Horror Month is technically over, we never really stop celebrating over here at HH HQ. In continued celebration of Women in Horror, I sat down with Jessica Sonneborn, a prolific actor in the Independent Horror genre, and asked her a few questions. Check it out below! First of all, Jessica, thank you […]

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ULTRAVIOLET  (2006) SLASH’S FUCKED UP FRIDAY OK, this is my last contribution to the WOMEN IN HORROR series. Next week I will get back on track with Jason Voorhees in FRIDAY THE 13TH IX: JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY (1993), yet another misnomer since there were three more films made after it. ULTRAVIOLET, in my […]


Contracted (2013) 2

Hello Meat Sacks. It’s Wasted Wednesday time, and today we’re looking at a movie you can currently be revulsed by on Netflix. If you’re squeamish about STD’s, or think that sex is a dirty thing best left to the less evolved primates, then you’re gonna have a bad time with “Contracted”. Also, you better leave […]

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Personal Nightmare (1989) 2

Released in 1989 for DOS, Amiga and also Atari ST. Created by Horrorsoft/Adventuresoft. Download link for PC and Mac:  http://www.gog.com/game/personal_nightmare Size: 16Mb Genre: Adventure Survival Horror Style:  Point and click/keyboard command Greetings, my fellow video game masochists!  My name is Geinzram and I will be your guide on this journey into the dark underbelly of […]


MAREBITO (2004) 1

MAREBITO  (2004)   SLASH’S FUCKED UP FRIDAY   Further reinforced our WOMEN IN HORROR/ACTION month, I return to the Tartan Asia Extreme series, which consistently has strong & interesting female characters. MAREBITO is the kind of film that really fucks with you. It jumps between CCTV/video with a lot of hand held shots, grainy, dark, hard-to-see shots interspersed with […]

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From Beyond (1986) 1

Hello Meat Sacks. Stuart Gordon’s 1986 goop-fest “From Beyond” holds a near and dear place in my heart. Childhood memories of seeing pieces of it here and there stayed with me until my adult life. I finally saw it in its entirety in college, and suddenly all those fragmental recollections of “the dude with the […]


The Orphanage (El Orfanato) (2007)

Hello Meat Sacks. Todays Wasted Wednesday comes to you on a Sunday because, well….beer was involved. I’ll leave it at that. Now that we’re here, let me introduce you to my film selection for the Women In Horror Month: “The Orphanage”. I’m a massive fan of Spanish Horror, or Spanish language horror films. There’s something […]

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Interview with Maria Olsen

Hey all, Papa Bacchus here, continuing our celebration of Women in Horror Month by sitting down with the insanely talented Maria Olsen, an actress who’s made quite the splash in the Horror world, with 128 roles in just 7 YEARS. Which, lets be honest, is bananas. Maria is extremely prolific as a character actor AND […]


UNDER THE SKIN (2013) 1

UNDER THE SKIN  (2005) SLASH’S FUCKED UP FRIDAY Continuing with our WOMEN IN HORROR month, it is time to turn to the lithesome Scarlett Johansson, who has shown us that she can be a woman who can kick ass in movies, films like IRON MAN 2, THE AVENGERS, THE AVENGERS 2, CAPTAIN AMERICA 2, & LUCY. […]

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Crazy Murder (2015) 2

Well, holy bumblasting badgers that was – weird. Stupid. Intentionally foul and lovingly crafted. …lets just get into this. DRINK OF CHOICE I was going to go with MD 20/20 given the subject matter…but I just couldn’t disgrace my already shamed and degraded liver that much, so I opted for bottom shelf whisky served in […]


The Skeleton Key (2005) 3

I absolutely adore just about everything surrounding The Skeleton Key. Hoodoo, New Orleans, the cast – Kate Hudson, John Hurt, Gena Rowlands, Peter Sarsgaard, MY GOD! I know I go for a few too many cooking references but that’s a fucking spectacular recipe, one that’s brought me back for multiple viewings. That, and the batshit crazy […]

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CELLO (2005)

C E L L O   (2005) aka CHELLO HONGMIJOO ILGA SALINSAGAN SLASH’S FUCKED UP FRIDAY ENTRY ON SUNDAY Well, isn’t this special? I decided to dive into Asian Horror cinema, something that Sweaty has specialized in, & newbie, Uncle Frank, seems to know a hell of a lot about as well. So now it is my […]