Interview with Ross Patterson on Helen Keller vs Nightwolves

  Ross Patterson, often known by his alias Saint James St. James, is something of a legend around these parts. You’ll know him from such pants dropping films as ‘Poolboy: Drowning in Fury’ and ‘FDR: American Badass!’ – soon, though, you’ll know him for something else. Helen Keller vs Nightwolves took the internet by storm when […]

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Here Comes the Devil (2012) – Ahi Va El Diablo   Recently updated !

I realized that for these themed months I’d been treading water in familiar territory, reviewing films that fit the chosen genre and that I also loved. Can’t blame a guy for being eager to share whats near and dear to his heart, can ya? Well, no more! While researching popular horror films that were also available […]


The Devil’s Backbone (El espinazo del diablo) (2001)

Hello Meat Sacks. We’re paying homage to Spanish language horror around these parts throughout the month of May, which means a lot of really spooky films are gonna get watched, and a lot of tequila and frijoles are gonna be consumed. Which means the ol’ Uncle Frank headquarters is gonna smell something awful come June. […]

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Tremors (1990)

Hello Meat Sacks. You monkeys have no doubt heard of the term “B-Movie”. It originally referred to low-budget films that acted as supporting time-killers in double features, and often meant the movie was cheesy or exploitative, and often a genre film. In my opinion, some of the best films of all time were B-Movies, and […]


Piranha 3D (2010) – DYING to get WET

“Piranha hunt in packs. The first bite…draws the blood…the blood…draws the pack” Wrapping up the wonderful (S)Laughter Month over here at Horribly Hooched, the final film I’ll be reviewing is Piranha 3D. Released in 2010, I could never really nail down what it was that attracted me so much to the film. Besides, of course, the […]

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Hello Meat Sacks. (S)Laughter Month is in full swing here at Horribly Hooched. However, ol’ Uncle Frank got a rather large and insistent hair up his ass to re-watch a certain under-appreciated gem which has fallen through the cracks of horror history. Unfortunately for the theme of the month, it has about as many giggles […]


WolfCop (2014) – Here comes the fuzz!

Officer Lou Garou has run afoul of more bottles than actual criminals in his tenure as town sheriff, but when things get a little…hairy…he literally rises to the challenge, in more ways than one (I’m talkin about his fuck stick). DRINK OF CHOICE Whiskey and beer. Seems to be the choice of late…but something about WolfCop reminded […]

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Leprechaun 5: In The Hood (2000)

Hello Meat Sacks. It is time to finally put to rest the fifth entry in the “Leprechaun” series of films, which your trusty band of sotted miscreants here at Horribly Hooched have been attempting to screen and review since good ol’ St. Paddy’s Day. This time around, the titular squirrely little green bastard finds himself […]


Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996) 1

Hello Meat Sacks. So ol’ Uncle Frank signed on to review some of the “Leprechaun” movies back around St. Paddy’s Day and he’s just getting around to them, because work and booze. Full disclosure, I’ve never seen a frame of a “Leprechaun” movie, as they always seemed like they’d be a stupid waste of my […]

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Dead Heat (1988)

Hello Meat Sacks. Wanna get your yuks on with some good old-fashioned cornball shit? Then have I got the movie for you. Take “Lethal Weapon”, cross it with “Return of the Living Dead”, throw in a dash of “Re-Animator”, and then dial your expectations back a hair, and you got “Dead Heat”. That’s all the […]


Zombeavers (2014) – Beaver Fever! 3

Over here at Horribly Hooched HQ we’re celebrating April Fools all month long – an event we’re terming ‘(S)Laughter Month’ – and as a result we’ll be featuring some of the best, and best of the worst, in the Horror Comedy genre! In that spirit, Papa Bacchus is bringing you the hilariously cheesy, campy, disgusting […]

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Grezzo 2

Released in 2012 (modded from Doom 2 from 1994) Created by: some sick Italian fuck named Nicola Piro. Download link: http://grezzo-2.en.uptodown.com Size: 856 Mb Genre: First Person Shooter Greetings, my fellow video game masochists! It almost pains me to review this game. Almost. It is time that I reviewed what is quite possibly the most […]


The Howling (1981)

Hello Meat Sacks. It’s that time of year when St. Patrick takes his toll on ol’ Uncle Frank. As a result, the intended evisceration of the latter entries in the allegedly vaunted “Leprechaun” series will have to be on the back burner until Frankie claws his way out of his self-induced Nosferatu-like entombment and actually […]

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Leprechaun 3 (1995)

Leprechaun 3 (1995)

Funny story – I actually hadn’t seen this one before deciding to do these reviews. And I was more than a little skeptical considering the research I was able to do. I mean, you don’t exactly think happy thoughts when you hear a budget of 1.2 MIL on a straight to video release… However, my […]


Leprechaun 2 (1994)

It’s fucking St. Patricks Day (week), one of our favorite holidays that gives us a wonderful reason to get black out drunk, whatever the justification! So, in the timely spirit, we’re going to cover the Leprechaun series – a task LONG overdue. However, keeping in Horribly Hooched fashion I’ve elected to review these films in whatever fucking […]

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Jason X (Friday the 13th)

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FRIDAY THE 13TH X: JASON X (2001) FUCKED UP FRIDAY OK, all ye Jasonheads, can you fucking dig it? It is yet another Friday the 13th in reality, & here we are conversing about the tenth film in the Jason Voorhees saga! It had been eight years since the last movie, JASON GOES TO HELL in […]


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Hello Meat Sacks. Today on Wasted Wednesdays we’ve got one of the big, bad daddies of extreme horror cinema. Pascal Laugier’s “Martyrs” is often brought up in the same sentence as some of the most fucked-up, hardcore films you can possibly see. After watching it, I can see why. But, I also felt like it’s […]

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The House Across the Street (2015) 1

…Sorry, give me a moment. I’m attempting to collect the sundry pieces of my mind. After Director Arthur Luhn blew it to bloody smithereens there seems to be bits everywhere. And grey matter can really stain the walls if you let it sit too long.   DRINK OF CHOICE Whew. First off, I seriously recommend that any drinking […]


FRIDAY THE 13TH IX: JASON GOES TO HELL–THE FINAL FRIDAY (1993) 1

FRIDAY THE 13TH IX: JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY (1993) SLASH’S FUCKED UP FRIDAYS Uh-huh, uh-huh, alright-alright, all you die-hard Jasonheads out there, it is now time to dip our reviewer’s quill into another bloody Voorhees adventure. Of course it is also uber cool that I can provide this opus for you on […]

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Who Can Kill A Child? (¿Quien Puede Matar a un Nino?) (1976) 2

Hello Meat Sacks. Kids creep me the fuck out. I’ll start there. The trope of the vacant, innocent little demon child is not a new one, or an original one. Just ask “The Omen”, “The Grudge”, “Village of the Damned”, and like every fucking horror movie in the late 90’s that thought they could make […]