Ben Franklin’s 200+ Synonyms for Drunk
Ok, not a horror movie review and SURPRISE SURPRISE i’m not even fucking drunk…
BUT, while we prepare for this weekend and its inherent debauchery, check this shit out.
I knew I dug Ben Franklin for his womanizing ways, but I never knew the dude got down like this. Check it:
Ben Franklins 200+ synonyms for drunk
I’ll personally be using ‘He’s lost his rudder’ on the regular.
YOU GO BEN!
On the list for this weekend, by the by, isĀ The ABCs of Death. We’re open to suggestions!

February 8, 2013 at 10:35 pm
“Robo Vampire” is already out there. Or the kung-fu classic “Riki Oh”–that is a stupid, awesome, gross movie.