Exit to Hell 5


OOOOO YEAH! Sweet Grindhouse glory!

Gore and tits and tits and blood. We know what most of us look for in a good movie, and so does director Robert Conway (dude…get a twitter). He’s managed to combine the two with Kane Hodder (Jason, Hatchet fame) and Tiffany Shepis – a woman well renowned in the indie horror scene.

Should've taken a right turn at purgatory

Should’ve taken a right turn at purgatory

Summary

A group of local ne’er do well’s rob a strip club blind and make a run for the border. Course, they couldnt have known it was OWNED BY THE RUSSIAN MOB WHAAAAT

At least I think its russian. I’m not sure. Maybe i’m just drinking a white russian.

Anywho, the group takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque

and ends up in a teeny tiny town called Redstone where even the gun racks have gun racks.

SIR DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GARBLARGGGARBL

SIR DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GARBLARGGGARBL

They end up running afoul of the local sheriff, a man with a peculiar diet and just wonderfully wide shoulders. Wait. What?

The stand off between sheriff and gang and mafia continues, to spectacular and bloody conclusion.

Did we mention Tiffany Shepis’ tits?

HHHNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

HHHNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

Conclusions

Its a fun movie.

Is it a good movie? Well…its indie horror dreck, the kind you see released every other damn week. Still, if you were expecting anything more well, 1350379804

But dont let that throw you off. Its GOOD DRECK. Kane and Tiffany pull this one together, and a shout out to the man playing the russian mob enforcer fella – quite enjoyed that performance, even if we have no clue who the fuck you are (if someone can let us know we’ll add his info).

So bottom line – if you’re drunk and you want some fun gore and stellar sweater muffins throw this bitch on…

…just make sure you’ve got a strong drink handy!

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